merrigold:

me: *my joints crack, killing me instantly*

swordsdance:

to any man who’s ever felt insecure or emasculated by a woman cuz she seemed smarter, funnier and/or cooler than him: your feelings are valid and i just want you to know that she IS smarter, funnier and cooler than you, and you are a talentless worm in her presence

marcitlali:

i don’t know what the hell janelle monet or grimes is saying in venus fly but i still yodel along like Roll my pearl all across the floor! this is for my girls all around the world!!! Why u looking at me.. hey!!

slavery:

I’,,m so; fcuking s osoorryy that wmy; idcckk is; small.l babe I can’’t do anything about it it’s j,,ust how I am yyou don’’t ,gootta yell at ;;me pl,eaase don’t go I’m stiill ttryna ffuck please,, I need some pussyy it’s liiterally been ye..ars if not aa decade please ggod

tiktoksithinkarefunny:

fucked-up-world-2002:

British people be like

*wakes up during a heart transplant*

Right what’s all this then

fairyingforest:

god I love splatoon